Royal Pop Casting Call

which mall-rampage swatch buyer are you. answer 8 questions. get sorted.

saturday's royal pop launch produced pepper spray at roosevelt field, teargas in paris, 3000 people at aventura, and a lanyard secondary market. somebody you know was in one of those lines. eight questions, twelve watchfaces, no wrong answer because every answer is wrong in a different direction.

The Discord Captain Who Has Never Worn A Watch — three runners. two coasts. one beanbag in tempe. zero pieces secured. AirPods died at 9. wears a CVS casio. has never wound a watch in his life.

The Cinnabon Bystander — did not queue. did not cop. was at cinnabon. got cropped into 3.2m views of mall-cam. now famous on tiktok. has no idea. winning.

The MoonSwatch Veteran — hudson yards, march 2022. has a wall. has been waiting four years to say "this is nothing compared to '22." finally said it. nobody cared.

every answer is wrong in a different direction.